Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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