She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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