Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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