That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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