Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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