i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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