I'm so fucking centered right now
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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