Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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