hell yes lets make some ravioli
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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