I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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