Me. At least after what I've been through.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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