is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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