i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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