White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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