No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she looked like the before picture.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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