you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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