what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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