had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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