How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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