I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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