Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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