Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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