So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
