? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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