I don't usually arrange sex via text message
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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