i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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