: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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