margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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