she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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