bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
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He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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