You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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