She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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