youre lurking in front of me
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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