you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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