we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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