i don't like sucking hair
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Shame is for Republicans.
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