Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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