I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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