Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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