So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
