I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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