going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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