dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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