If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
