just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize