How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's Friday. Sex?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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