You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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