he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
