i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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