New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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