you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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