She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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