Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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