my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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